Newspaper Clippings

Katelyn is at home sick with the flu, the boys have spent most the day watching movies while it is pouring outside. To keep myself from pure boredom I've been browsing the internet. I saw these newspaper clippings on womples.com and thought I would share:

Bank Robber complains

This guy thinks that he gets to decide what a fair punishment is and
ten years seems like too much for him.
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Pacifier Ad

Could you imagine this pacifier for your baby?!?
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Pizza Ad
So generous!
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Work Wanted Ad

Poor girl
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Thoughtless Headline

Let's think of the headlines before we put them in our paper
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Police Report

Genious! Someone needs to get this woman's hearing checked!
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For Sale

What a deal?!?