Mr. A's 30 Today!!!

Ugh!

Plague and famine in the air
Gloom and doom and dark despair
Happy birthday - ugh!
Happy birthday - ugh!

Long ago your hair turned gray
Now it's falling out, they say
Happy birthday - ugh!
Happy birthday - ugh!

Now you've lived another year
And your death is drawing near
Happy birthday - ugh!
Happy birthday - ugh!

Now you've reached the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
Happy birthday - ugh!
Happy birthday - ugh!

The Black Death just struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down
Happy birthday - ugh!
Happy birthday - ugh!

See the lines upon your face
Like the pattern of old lace
Happy birthday - ugh!
Happy birthday - ugh!

At your age you ought to learn
First you pillage, then you burn
Happy birthday - ugh!
Happy birthday - ugh!

May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake
Happy birthday - ugh!
Happy birthday - ugh!